The Lord's Prayer (McGuinty style)

This appeared today in the Oakville Beaver, it's quite funny so enjoy.

The Lord's Prayer (adjusted for Ontario's legislature)

Our Premier, Who are a Liberal,

Dalton McGuinty be thy name.

Thy province come,

Thy plan is dumb,

in Queen's Park, as it is elsewhere.

Give us this day our daily spin,

And forgive us our political incorrectness,

As We forgive those

Who are politically incorrect against us.

Pray lead us forth into revision,

And deliver us from tradition;

For Thine is the government,

And a Majority.

With time on your hands,

At least until the next election.

Amen (and women)