Why the CFL Sucks

Senator Larry Campbell personifies the stupidity of the Canadian senate, an illegitimate body that better resembles a nursing home than a democratic branch of government. This stupidity has led him to draft a bill to make it illegal to play football in Canada with anything other than 3 downs. Nevermind the energy crisis and national security, let's worry about the CFL which can't survive without government hand-outs.

Meanwhile, investors and fans are lining up and putting up big bucks for Buffalo Bills games in Toronto.

So here is a list of why the CFL stinks:
1. Affirmative action - mandating quotas for Canadian players on a roster.
2. Three downs - no running game of any significance.
3. 12 players on the field - too many
4. The field - almost the size of an airport runway being 60 yards wide.
5. Why is it 110 yards long? Did 100 make too much sense?
6. Endzones the size of air craft carriers.
7. Punting it through the endzone gives you 1 point.
8. Field goal posts in the middle of the endzone and field of play.
9. Any Canadian player with talent wants to play in the NFL, not the CFL.
10. The CFL is not even a back up for NFL rejects who would rather play arena football, or would have gone to Europe instead when NFL Europe was functioning.
11. As mentioned before, it requires government hand-outs to function.... pathetic. Not how I want my tax dollars spent, the CBC is bad enough.
12. The lack of tailgating in comparison to the American football tradition. If you've never, been you don't understand what you're missing.

Feel free to add to my list. And don't call me unpatriotic, most CFL players are Americans anyway. The CFL is a joke.